Saturday, July 19, 2008

The Conspiracy - Chapter 1 & 2 - more to come soon!

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The Conspiracy

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"The Black Sheep Squadron Strikes Back"

Abducted

I woke up. I was surrounded by darkness. Pitch-black. I was thirsty, so thirsty, my tongue felt like a dried out old sock, too big for my mouth, about to choke me. Fortunately I always keep water next to my bed, I wanted some. That would help, a sip of water would do…but I was too weak to reach for it.

I was wondering, who was hammering something. That fool, he woke me up.

I turned to reach for my water bottle, fumbling for it in the dark, that's when I realized that the hammering was inside of my head…

The short movement had caused all the pain to centre in my head, with a painful sigh I sank back and was out instantly.

When I woke up again, it was still night. The pain was still there, too, as was the thirst.

I fumbled for the light switch and could not find it; neither could I find the water bottle, or my sheets. I was down right miserable.

I decided to wake up my husband, so he could take care of me. As I reached over to the left to shake his shoulder, I felt a cold wall. He was not there.

There was not supposed to be a wall. I always sleep on the right side of the bed, close to the door; Kevin sleeps on the left side. Next to him were lots of empty space and then the closet. But now, instead of Kevin, a wall was next to me. I felt utterly confused. For so many years, ever since we had been married, Kevin was on my left. This was odd.

I was too tired and my head hurt too bad for me to figure it out, maybe, I was not even awake, maybe I was just dreaming…I went back to sleep, or into another bad dream.

Chapter 1

"Hi Daddy, do you know where mommy is? She does not answer the phone." Timmy was angry. She knew that he always called after school, why could she not simply answer her darn phone!

"I don't know, little man, maybe she's in a meeting. She didn't answer my calls either." Kevin answered. He had not been surprised, when his calls had went unanswered, they had argued earlier and lately his wife had made it a habit not to answer his calls after an argument. But Timmy, she always answered his phone calls she was crazy about the little guy, as was he. He looked at his son's lovely face with the freckled nose, the hazel eyes and the full lips, now in a frown, the full dark curly hair, he remembered his wife commenting on these curls when Timmy was a baby ..You know, my Grandma always said curly head kids are very creative and every curl will stand for a different fury. We'll have our hands full with this boy, just wait and see!

"I tell you what," he said, " we'll have some Mc Donald's and if she doesn't call by the time we are done, we'll go and do something else, like bowling or miniature golfing, what do you say?"

"Alright, but it still sucks, I have something important to tell her." Timmy answered.

"Can't you tell me? I think that being your Daddy entitles me to be told important news!" he challenged his son, his brown eyes shining with pride.

"Yeah, but it's not the same." It was obvious that the boy wanted to be begged to share his important information.

"Come on, get in the car" Kevin smiled, "and then, please, tell me the important news. I think that I really should know. And, it would feel so good to know something important about you before your Mom does."

"I won the spelling test in school today! I was the only one who could spell the last four words!" Timmy's face was flushed with excitement and pride. He was twelve years old and had spent most of his life in Germany, visiting a German school. He was in fifth grade and had still problems with some German Grammar, but his English was coming along well.

His Mom was German, but most of the time they were talking and writing English at home, because to this day Kevin never had picked up how to speak or write German fluently.

They had come to Germany a few years ago, as civilians, working for the US military. There intentions had been to stay about three years and then return to the states. Somehow, every year something else had come up and prolonged their stay.

Considering Timmy's heritage and his problems with German grammar, his success in the spelling test was really great. Kevin was proud of his son.

"That must have been some awfully hard words, if you were the only one who could spell them!" Kevin said with pride.

"Well, it was in English class." Timmy answered, hoping to impress his father even more.

"Wow, you are absolutely the greatest! Put it here little man!" Kevin held out his big, brown fist and Timmy's small fist connected with his Dad's.

"So, can the best English- word-speller-ever have a twenty piece chicken nuggets and a milk shake?" the boy asked with a grin.

"Sure son, what ever you want" Kevin grinned back.

It was a warm summer evening and they chose a place on the outside of the crowded McDonalds restaurant. Timmy was happily dipping his chicken nuggets in sweet and sour sauce and sipping on his milk shake.

Kevin was munching on his Big Mac and sipping his soda.

"You know," he said between bites, "I was thinking, maybe we should drive out to the lake and rent a boat for an hour."

"Yeah, and then we will play a round of miniature golf, that will be fun! I bet you five bucks that I can beat you!" Tim replied.

"Do you have five bucks?" Kevin asked.

"I don't need them, because I'm going to beat you." The boy giggled.

"Ah, I see. Then eat up and let's see what you've got." Kevin challenged him.

They drove out to a little park with a lake, a miniature golf course, ponies, ball courts and a beautiful playground.

They went to the little golf course first.

After Timmy beat his Dad by eight points, they walked over to the lake and rented one of the white and blue paddleboats.

"She still has not called" Tim complained.

"Probably a bad reception out here" Kevin replied, paddling the little boat to the middle of the lake.

They took turns paddling and talked about Championship wrestling, basketball and the latest movies. Before they knew it, the hour was over and they had to turn in the boat.

On the way back to the car Tim pulled his cell phone out and tried to call his Mom again. She still did not answer the phone. He left a message on her answer machine.

Kevin could not help, but to wonder if something had happened to her. It was after 9pm. She should be home by now and wondering, where her guys were. He pulled out his cell phone and called his oldest stepson, Frank.

"Hey Frank, have you heard from your Mom?" he asked

"Nope, I have not been home all day. It's going to be a few more hours ..till I get there." The boy answered. He was twenty years old and more out on the run than anywhere else. If he was not at work he was meeting with his friends.

"Alright, later." Kevin hung up the phone and put it back on his belt.

"Maybe she went out with friends or to the gym" he offered.

He knew that she would not really go anywhere, without checking with Timmy and letting him know where she was. Actually, he was pretty sure, she would let him know as well if she had some plans. It was not like she had been all that mad in the morning. And even if, she definitely would let Timmy know, where to reach her.

When they got home, her car was not there. They went upstairs to their apartment; no sign of her, no message on the answer machine, no indication that she had been home since she had left for work in the morning.

"Do you have any home work to do for school tomorrow?" he asked his son.

"No, all done." He answered.

"Then how about, if you put on your PJ's and we watch a movie, your choice." Kevin suggested.

"O.K., let's watch a Jackie Chan movie" those were Tim's favourites.

While the boy changed and brushed his teeth, Kevin put in the movie and got two sodas out of the refrigerator. Then he sat down on the couch. Timmy sat right next to him, bringing his pillow and his blanket with him.

Through the first half of the movie he stayed awake, checking his phone frequently to make sure, it was turned on and he didn't miss his Mom's call. Then he finally fell asleep.

It was almost midnight when Frank came home.

Kevin still had not heard from his wife and had not been able to reach her.

"Hi, where's Mom, sleeping already?" Frank greeted his stepfather. He was very tall, over six feet, with short blond hair and dark blue eyes, the same eyes as his Mom.

"No, she did not come home. And she did not call either. I need you to do me a favour and call all the German hospitals in the area and maybe the police. I already checked with the MPs and the military hospitals." Kevin replied.

"Shit!" was Frank's only comment as he picked up the phone and started calling around.

An hour later they still had no clue about what had happened and where she was. But they at least had reason to believe that for right now she was not involved in some accident.

"That's weird, man" Frank said, shaking his head, "I think, I'll jump in the car and go looking for her."

"Where do you want to look?" Kevin wanted to know.

The only place he could think of was the air base where she worked as a detective for a civilian company. He doubted that she would be there; she didn't like to hang out there after work.

"I don't know, I thought I'll check the air base, the two gas stations where she likes to stop and maybe Eddie's place."

"I already called Eddie, they haven't seen her all day. I called Sonja and Marla too. They have not heard from her either." Kevin felt beat. This was the first time ever in eighteen years that he didn't know where his wife was. He was worried.

"Well, I will go and check all the other places then. If she shows up, give me a call, and don't worry, she'll be fine." With this Frank turned around and left.

Kevin stayed, hoping that his wife would show up any minute now, safe and unharmed.

Somehow it did not feel like she would.

Chapter 2

I woke up again, still surrounded by darkness, still thirsty and still suffering from a splitting headache.

This time I managed to sit up. At least now my head was clear enough to realize that I was not at home in my bed.

I still was wearing my clothes and I was lying on the ground.

I reached in my pants pocket and fumbled for my lighter. I found it and flicked it on.

The weak light revealed a small dirty room with shelves on one side and a heavy door across the room.

I crawled to the shelves and found a bunch of dirty, dusty wine bottles. I opened one of them and smelled on it. Is seemed to still be all right. I took a long swallow.

I felt a little better. More light headed, but not all that thirsty anymore. The lighter in my hand got hot and I dropped it.

Carefully I put the bottle down and felt the dirty floor, hoping to find my lighter. There, that was it. I flicked it back on and looked for my purse.

Finally I found it. I looked for my cell phone. It was not there. The lighter burned my hand and I dropped it again. Ouch! I crawled on the floor fumbling for the lighter. There, finally.

I sat on the floor in the dark, wondering, how I got here and what I wanted here.

I could not remember. The thinking made my head hurt worse. I flicked the lighter back on and got my purse. I found my pain pills and grabbed the wine bottle.

Great, I had to let the lighter go in order to get the pills out of the container. In the dark I wrestled with the top of the pill bottle. I poured some of the pills into the palm of my hand. Four. Good, could not come much worse, if I took four of them with wine. I dropped them into my mouth and swallowed with two big sips of the wine. Then I put my lighter back into my pants pocket.

I decided not to think about where I was and why I was here any more. It was too much trouble to figure it out. I would leave it up to Kevin. As a matter of fact, he could just figure it all out, while I was sleeping.

"Let me know, what you come up with, hun'." I said and laid back down. "Give me back my pillow," I said and then I was asleep again.

Stay tuned for chapter 3 and 4! You know you don't want to stop now.

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Friday, March 07, 2008

Featured Author Susie Honeycutt

What better time to introduce Featured Christian Romance/Fiction Author Susie Honeycutt then now, when spring is just around the corner and romance is blooming! And, honestly, if it comes accompanied by mystery, even better!
Susie is not only an incredible woman, a wonderful friend, a loved and honored mother and wife, but also a very talented writer. She is the mother of two and proud grandmother to four grandchildren.
She loves the Lord and has an unquenchable thirst for the Bible, she loves to write about it as well! She also loves nature and animals, loves to look in their eyes and connect with their soul. Living  by the woods she has many occasions to do so and has several animals at home. 
Currently Susie is working on a Bible Trivia, which promises to be very interesting.
Susie Honeycutt is working as a 911 operator, police, fire and EMS dispatch. Some of her experiences are used in her novel Alfaland.

 


      Visit Susan Honeycut on myspace:  www.myspace.com/alfaland


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Alfaland, paperback 189 pages, $  19.95    


ISBN 978-1424135394


Buy at Amazon


 


Excerpt:


The words spoken by Aaron Marshall to his lovely wife Kendra were expressions that would haunt her mind countless times throughout the years that followed. “Isn’t this place peaceful?” Aaron had whispered softly in her ear. “It makes a person just wish time could stand still right here.” Kendra never forgot those words. Perhaps the words on the small weathered tombstone at Hammer Cemetery would have been more accurate. “I once was as you, and you shall be as I.” After a fabulous weekend getaway, Kendra and Aaron joined Kendra’s parents and younger sister Aimee at Alfaland, a prestigious country farm that held abundant cherished memories for Kendra and her family. What a difference a phone call and five minutes made for Kendra and her entire family when a huge whirling black cloud dropped from the sky and altered their lives forever.


Alfaland Song, first verse:


Whenever I pass a group of pines it sparks my memoryMy thoughts go back to Alfaland, the place I long to be.Wherever on earth I find myself and feel a gentle breezeMy mind wanders back to Alfaland the place I long to see.Alfaland, sweet Alfaland, my soul cries out for thee.To see the one I love once more and hold her tenderly.                           Written by Alfaland character Joey Dubois


 




  • Read what author Geraldine Ahearn had to say about Alfaland:


    A Great Read!
    REVIEW Is Also Posted on:
    http://www.amazon.com/
    And... http://www.barnesandnoble.com/


    *****REVIEW
    Kendra Patton, and her younger sister Aimee Sue, grew up at Alfaland, a
    prestigious country farm in Indiana. The Patton home consisted of one-
    hundred and eighty-eight acres of pure beauty, with blooming gardens,
    pools and ponds, and horses that Kendra and Aimee deeply admired.
    Childhood for the Patton girls was a family album of cherished, loving
    memories that shined through Alfaland from their parents and relatives,
    friends, and Amish neighbors. Their religion constituted high morals and
    values, respect, and love for others. Everyone in the town they lived in
    admired and respected the Patton family. The abundance of love that
    Kendra's parents, Byron and Leigh gave to their daughters could be felt
    through Kendra, Aimee, and Alfaland. At twenty-two years old, Kendra
    married Aaron, and was expecting her first child. Aimee Sue was in her
    second year of college, during which time she met the love of her life at a
    party. Kendra and Aimee were invited to dinner at Alfaland, a day that was
    supposed to be the happiest day of their lives. The anticipation of Kendra
    announcing that she was three months pregnant to her first child was
    overwhelming. The thought of her parents becoming grandparents,
    and Aimee becoming an Aunt, filled her with an abundance of joy that she
    could no longer keep a secret. The girls had arrived at Alfaland, and Kendra
    and Aimee were sharing secrets. Byron and Leigh were preparing dinner,
    and had just found out that they would soon be grandparents. Aaron was
    taking in the scenery, so much admiring the love and beauty of Alfaland,
    smiling at his dog Buster, who also loved the farm. George, who was the
    Patton's hired helper, was tending to the barn as he always did. Bryon and
    Leigh were shouting to the girls from their outdoor patio to hurry up,
    so they all could eat dinner, before it begins to rain. Kendra was inside the
    house, listening intently to Aimee Sue's secret. Aimee had just told Kendra
    that she was in love with someone. During this time, Aunt Jane called to
    warn them about a storm coming their way. Within a split-second, a raging
    tornado attacked Alfaland, changing the lives of the Patton family forever.
    In the first few chapters of Alfaland, the reader can sense love, happiness,
    and horror. In a clever way, the author describes beauty to its utmost level,
    and terror from mother nature in its devastating behavior. The strength of
    Kendra as described by Susie Honeycutt is a remarkable portrait of
    inspiration to all readers. The reader can detect love as described in the
    movie "Ghost." The reader can feel the happiness, and sadness as described
    in the movie "Love Story." As one reads through the lives of the Patton
    family, after the impact of the horrific affects of the tornado, pain and
    remorse can also be felt. I would recommend this novel to teens as well as
    adults. The story reveals a crucial fact of how our strength through an
    unexpected crisis in our lives can not only help us, but others as well.
    The author paints an incredible picture of determination through the
    lives of the Patton family, after they battle grief from death, and sadness
    from loss. The moral of the story lies in the truth that many of us have
    lived through, and the "Beatles" made a hit song of it, titled "All you Need
    Is Love."

    Geraldine Ahearn, I.O.M.
    Author of 6 books
    Author Geri Ahearn, INC.


      Alfaland by Susie Honeycutt
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    Tuesday, January 29, 2008

    Featured Author Mary Lynn Plaisance

    Please meet Folklore Author Mary Lynn Plaisance.



    Her Cajun Fairy Tales are most enchanting and bring the author's love for Louisiana right to the reader's home. Her novels are based on the history of the Louisiana swamps, where lights shot up into the sky for no apparent reason, called the Feel Folay, assumed to be fairy spirits or the spirit of a departed loved one or the lost soul of a child that had died before being baptized.
    Surprisingly it occurred that a group of people could be standing together and only some would see the lights, while others did not. 


    Thus inspired, the story of the Land of Sha Bebe was born, an enchanted place, where cloth dolls are alive, setting out to help humans in need of love and company.
    In every land there are troubles, lurking to cause pain and despair, even in the magical land of Sha Bebe.
    Her novels are fun to read for all ages!

    Read about the adventures of the charming dolls in Mary Lynn Plaisance's novels:


    Do you believe In the Land of Sha Bebe


      paperback, 88 pages/w photos, limited edition available at Sha Bebe at e-bay!


    This first tale tells the story of Emily and how the dolls came to her in her time of grief to console her and make her happy again after the loss of her father. Jolie and Beau definitely helped her feel better and told her everything about the magical land of Sha Bebe, where no human has ever gone.


    Cajun Fairies In the Land of Sha Bebe


        paperback, 220 pages, $14.49 at Amazon.com


    The legend continues. Another whimsical fairy tale by Mary Lynn Plaisance about the Sha Bebe Dolls who live in the sugarcane fields of Louisiana. Cajun Fairies will pull you into another dimension that you will not want to leave. A wicked Cajun Fairy, Robes Pierre, takes over the spirit of the enchanted Land of Sha Bebe, in the sugarcane fields of Louisiana. He had that much power! No one, ever had that much power to threaten the doll land. All of the dolls and the residents are put under the wicked influences of Robes Pierre. Will he succeed in taking the magical land? If not, who will save the land? A must read for humans of all ages.


    The Wizard of Swamp Alley In the Land of Sha Bebe


        paperback, 216 pages, $21.49 at Amazon.com


    Swamp Alley is a portal between this side and the other side. A Cajun Wizard named Antoine Clement Hebert, lives near Swamp Alley which is behind The Land of Sha Bebe in the swamps. He keeps balance between this side and the other side, by playing his fiddle, but he was kidnapped by "them". Today, the Ghosts of Swamp Alley protect the ones on this side from the opposite presence who occupy the other side. Who or what is this presence, and where is this place that has the Wizard trapped? Marie La Vie explains this other place and their presence very well. It's a presence that has always existed all over the world ---- even today, it still exists. Sometimes, the presence of the other side may be near YOU. The Wizard of Swamp Alley is centered around Halloween, when the veil between this side and the other side is at it's thinnest, and the Wizard is gone. Who has the knowledge to return the Wizard to his homeland to protect The Land of Sha Bebe? A chilling read, yet still entertaining. Dedicated to the Spirit of Louisiana www.shabebe.comwww.myspace.com/cajunfairieswww.myspace.com/cajunwizard Read more reviews in the book. You've created a Cajun fairy land, much like Walt created a Disneyland. Your characters feel like a Disney scene set in the sugarcane fields. Mary Lynn, keep weaving the threads of your wonderful creativity into a tapestry of magical tales. The pen is your loom, the paper your wool. A MUST READ It's not only a Louisiana story.


    Visit Mary Lynn on MySpace! www.myspace.com/cajunfairies


    See Mary Lynn's e-bay store!  http://stores.ebay.com/bebs-place


    Visit the website www.shabebe.com


    The cloth dolls are made and sold by Mary Lynn, online in her e-bay store, where you can find special deals on the books!


       

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    Thursday, January 17, 2008

    Featured Author, Young Adult Fiction

    We would like for you to meet Featured Author Matthew Peterson and his fast paced, fun and action loaded science fiction novel Paraworld Zero, fun to read not only for young adults!


    Visit Matthew on MySpace: www.myspace.com/pworlds


    Visit Matthew's website: Parallel Worlds



    Buy now at Amazon! $16.99
    paperback, 251 pages


    Buy now at Barnes and Noble! $13.49
    paperback, 251 pages


    Matthew Peterson is an award-winning short story writer, second degree black belt in karate, Eagle scout, computer programmer, and former missionary. He lives in Arizona with his wife, five boys and their giant African tortoise and the great imagination that brought him to write the most compelling adventure of Paraworld Zero:


    Twelve-year-old earthling, Simon Kent, stumbles upon a secret that thrusts him into a bizarre adventure filled with magic, technology and deadly out-of-this-world creatures. He discovers a true friend, confronts his inner demons and becomes the savior to a peculiar race of people, when all he truly wants is to find his way back home.


    See what other readers had to say about Paraworld Zero:


    "...a must read for anyone who loves fantasy and for anyone who loves a good adventure/coming-of-age novel."
    – Flamingnet TOP CHOICE Award

    "...an exciting page-turner..."
    – FantasyBookSpot.com

    "Its rollicking adventure style reminds this reader of a cross between Harry Potter's adventures and those of Artemis Fowl. Colorful characters, fast-paced adventure, and clever humor make this an interesting read."
    – TeensReadToo.com

    "The exciting action of Star Wars with the humor of Napoleon Dynamite."
    – Diana Pharaoh Francis, author of the Path and Crosspointe series

    "Flame throwing pigeons and demonic dumpsters. Funny and imaginative."
    – Maria V. Snyder, award-winning author of Poison Study


    "Truly original... Read it. Trust me, you’ll have a terrific time."
    – Douglas Hill, bestselling author of nearly 70 books

    "Fantasy lovers will devour Paraworld Zero... incredibly unique and captivating."
    – ThePageFlipper.blogspot.com

    "Enticing and very entertaining... funny, unique, and imaginative series."
    – TheCompulsiveReader.blogspot.com

    "Peterson deftly blends elements of fantasy and science fiction in this action packed romp."
    – The Faerie Drink Review

    "ParaWorld Zero is one of those rare young adult novels that all ages will enjoy... Don't miss this one!"
    – SpecFicWorld.com

    "The characters are lively and the storyline is fast paced and exciting to read. It's got everything a kid would enjoy reading so you guys should definitely pick this book up..."
    – TheBookBinge.blogspot.com

    Watch the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YO65t44aeM


    Enjoy an Excerpt right now:


    Excerpt of Paraworld Zero (Prologue: The Storm):
    Audio version at: http://paraworlds.com/audio_presentaion.html

    The woman was dying, and no one on Earth would mourn for her when she was gone. Not a soul would know of the secrets she possessed or of the ultimate power that emanated from within her limp body. The hope of the universe was about to be lost–that is, unless she arrived at the hospital in time.

    A torrent of watery darts hit the windshield as the ambulance squealed around another corner. The hospital was not much farther. A spark of lightning erupted in the night sky, as if to point the way the ambulance should go. Rumbling sounds resonated from the darkness above, accompanied by a faint groan of atmospheric indigestion echoing in the distance. The storm, like the mighty hand of a demon, buffeted the vehicle with its cold fist, but the driver remained steadfast.

    “We’re losing her,” a paramedic cried.

    “Come on, lady. You can make it,” another said.

    The vehicle skidded to a complete stop, and the back doors flung open. Interns rushed to help with the gurney, but in the process, one of them slipped on the wet concrete and lost his grip, causing the stretcher to jolt. The poor woman, her skin infested with blistered lesions, lifted her head and moaned. One of the students gasped.

    A paramedic took hold of the gurney and entered the emergency room. He tried to keep his eyes away from the grotesque figure in his care, tried not to even breathe the same air that spewed from her deformed lips and nostrils. Visions of horrible diseases filled his mind, but he dispelled them with the thought of a quick dispatch to labor and delivery.

    A consternated expression etched itself across the gynecologist’s face. Word of the woman’s arrival had spread quickly. The doctor peered at the sores on her face and arms. “What happened to her?”

    “I dunno,” the paramedic said. “She’s all tripped out and won’t say noth’n.”

    “I see.”

    “Someone found her in a park and called it in,” he added. “She’s not contagious, is she?”

    The gynecologist winced but remained silent. He looked closer at the gruesome sores on her body, then pulled up her sleeve and discovered more pustules on her arm. He checked her legs and found that they too were infected.

    “I have no idea what this is. Almost looks like she’s been exposed to something.” He turned to a young nurse. “Do an ultrasound and get blood and tissue samples. Keep me posted.”

    “Aren’t ya gonna set up a quarantine or something?” the paramedic asked.

    “I want to know what we’re dealing with before we put the whole city in a panic. It could just be an allergic reaction.”

    The woman on the gurney jerked upright, as if waking up from a nightmare. “My son!”

    “Calm down, ma’am. We’re here to help.”

    “My son . . . Simon . . . His name is Simon,” she mumbled. “And his . . . And. . . .” Her eyes glazed over.

    Just then, the doctor noticed the blood and discharge on the sheets. “Nurse, delay that order. We're not going to have time for tests.” The patient arched her back and screamed. “Her baby wants to come right now. Let’s get ready.”

    The paramedic left, and the nurses took charge. They moved the pregnant woman directly to a birthing room. The windows streamed with rushing water, and the howling wind fought against the thick glass. Ferocious thunder hammered the building, making the surgical instruments vibrate. One nurse held up a sterile gown for the doctor to put his arms through while another nurse doused the woman’s belly with clear gel.

    The doctor held her hand gently. “What’s your name?”

    The monitor picked up a huge contraction, which surged throughout the woman’s body like a tidal wave. She clenched his fingers in a vice-like grip.

    “Forget the ultrasound,” the doctor said, releasing his hand and stumbling past the nurse. “I can already see the head. That was fast. Ma’am, I need you to push.”

    The woman held her breath and pushed. Her face turned red. She let out a loud sigh and pushed again. Beads of sweat collected on her forehead.

    “Almost there . . .” the doctor said mechanically. “Almost there. . . .” A twinge of nervousness crept into his voice as three pustules on the woman’s skin burst. He adjusted his hands, avoiding the thick liquid that oozed from the open sores. “Just one more push.”

    Within moments, a baby’s cry filled the room. The doctor picked up a plastic syringe and suctioned the amniotic fluid out of the newborn’s small mouth. A nurse handed him a pair of surgical scissors.

    “Congratulations! You have a boy.” He snipped the umbilical cord.

    Suddenly, an explosion of bright blue light sprang from the baby and shattered the glass in the doors and windows. The medical personnel dropped to the floor. A whirlwind of pastel light filled the once-bland room, and a strange mist arose from somewhere below. The wisps of sparkling color danced upon the plumes of thick smoke and vapor, making it hard for anyone to focus his or her eyes. The doctor looked up, squinting to see through the chaos, and gasped as he witnessed the infant emerge from the translucent smoke.

    Simon was floating in the air.

    “Oh, my . . .” cried a nurse from beneath a table. Breathing hard, almost to the point of hyperventilation, she made the motions of a cross on her chest.

    Simon looked in her general direction, his brown eyes wide open and his arms flailing about. He drifted towards the bed, the smoke parting on both sides of his frail body as he moved, and came to rest in the arms of his mother.

    Smiling, she brought out a necklace she’d been wearing beneath her blouse. Attached to the gold chain was a medallion–about the size of a silver dollar, ebony in color, and beautiful in workmanship. The colorful lights reflected off the metallic pendant as she placed it on her son’s bare chest.

    She looked at the doctor and whispered, “Give him this.” Then she closed her eyes and died.

    The smoke and colorful lights soon dissipated, leaving the small room cold and lifeless as before. Everyone remained silent. Not even the wind outside dared to make a sound. The storm had finally ended.

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    Saturday, December 08, 2007

    Featured Author: Lenny Castellaneta

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    What better time to meet the author Lenny Castellaneta, the author that brings 1225 Mistletoe Lane and wonderful Christmas-Magic right to you!


    The characters are coming to life, right off the page, drawing the reader into this adventure of love and care and all the things that Christmas should be about.


    If you are already in Holiday spirits, this book will be right on to keep the fun going, if you are suffering from the Christmas Blues, then 1225 Mistletoe Lane might just be what you need to be lifted up and tossed into a jolly mood.


    Right now Lenny and his partner Leigh have just finished the screenplay for 1225 Mistletoe Lane and are looking for the right producer at this time.


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    Jim Carrelli, a 32 year-old schoolteacher, is an essentially good person who doesn’t like doing or accepting favors. This stems from a devastating incident in college. Now, as an adult, he doesn’t let people get close to him, and as a result, his love-life is nonexistent.



    Through the help of his mysterious new friend, Galen, Jim learns the concept of selflessness. He realizes that he needs to be less selfish and more trusting of others before he’ll ever be able to find that “special someone.”



    In a bar one night, at Galen’s urging, Jim jokingly agrees to go back in time to prevent a car accident that left Jim’s landlady, Molly, a mentally challenged widow. After one too many drinks, Jim passes out on a bench outside the bar and awakens to find himself in the past. Is it just a dream? Or should he brace himself for the “experience of a lifetime?”


     
       1225 Mistletoe Lane


    Paperback, 131 pages, $17.95 at Amazon or Barnes & Noble


     


    Sample Chapters 1225 Mistletoe Lane:

    He's sure they all feel it; how can they not? The sudden change in stadium temperature seems a kind of foreboding chill to him, an omen akin to misplaced crib notes the morning of a final. Dark, ominous clouds race in from over the foothills as the huge, luminescent scoreboard atop the bleachers (a gift from the Alumni Association) silently reminds everyone: Visitors 1, Home 0.

    And he doesn't know why, but that scoreboard seems to be taunting him. Like a BMW billboard, or his GPA.

    The players take their positions to open the bottom of the ninth inning. On the first pitch, a sharply hit ground ball to second base promptly scoots through the legs of a boyishly handsome nineteen-year-old wearing a Diablos jersey. But neither the center fielder nor right fielder backs him up. The confused second sacker sprints to the outfield, picks up the ball and hustles it back into play, exactly the way all infielders do (except those on the '62 Mets). The same thing happens on the next play. And the one after. Bases are now loaded with nobody out. The teen signals for time, looks at his teammates and shrugs his shoulders as if to ask, What's going on? But they all turn away. On the next play, another grounder is hit to him. The runners on second and third break for home. He bobbles the ball, picks it up and fires it to the plate. The catcher, however, steps aside and lets the ball go by. Both runners score as the Diablos lose.

    The coach, a large frustrated middle-aged man who looks like a walking ad for Dexitrim, Paxil, and Viagra all rolled into one, runs onto the field and rips the uniform off his second baseman as if it were attached with only Velcro. The kid is left standing there in nothing but his jockstrap. Female spectators point and laugh as the young man stands, frozen, with a horrified look transfixed upon his face.

    All of a sudden Al Roker is singing, which is an even worse nightmare.



    The messy studio apartment was dark save for the faint glow emanating from a small television across the room. It was 6:30 A.M. and Jim Carrelli, the young second baseman now a slightly graying early thirty-something Generation X-er, sprang up dripping from a cold sweat. He regained his composure and sighed. It was the same bad, recurring dream. Try as he might, he just couldn't shake this nightmare, and it was starting to affect his sleep. Some nights he couldn't doze at all, fearing this inevitable nocturnal haunting. And he had tried everything. Psychologists, hypnotists, any show on Lifetime; nothing seemed to knock him out lately.

    He fumbled for the remote to silence the tube while wondering, Why is Al Roker singing "The Christmas Song"? Haven't I suffered enough this morning?

    He got out of bed and opened a little cardboard window on the Advent calendar taped on the wall next to an I LOVE N.Y. poster. The date, December 8, 2000.

    Jim stumbled into the bathroom. Upon his exit, hair still damp from the shower, he maneuvered his way through a maze of fast food bags to a Charlie Brown-type Christmas tree nestled in the corner. He grabbed a red golf shirt doubling as a tree blanket off the floor, smelled an armpit, and jerked his head back as he grimaced. For some odd reason, he suddenly thought of Gina, his old college girlfriend who always did his laundry for him. He had wanted to marry her until he caught her fooling around with his best friend. Those two eventually ended up tying the knot. They were dead now or living in Bakersfield, he couldn't remember which. Although he did remember the last thing his God-fearing, church-going mother had said to him on her death bed regarding Gina. She had pulled him near and whispered, "Don't you dare marry that tramp!" And with that, took her last breath and passed. His dad didn't like Gina either, though he'd never even met her before he died. But his family was from Naples; Gina's, Sicily. Enough said.

    Jim crumpled the golf jersey, threw it in the hamper, and grabbed a white polo shirt, this one doubling as a VCR cozy. Again he smelled an armpit. Not too bad, he thought, and put it on along with a pair of light-blue denim relaxed-fitting jeans, white leather Nikes with a red insignia, and a beautifully crafted antique gold cross and chain.

    He ambled into the kitchen and poured himself a bowl of Captain Crunch, still his favorite after all these years, and flicked on a five-inch black & white TV sitting on his table. Some "doctor" was rambling on about another inane, morning-talk-show topic. First "Nat King" Roker, now THIS? Exactly how desperate for morning ratings ARE network executives? he wondered. An image of Katie Couric modeling lingerie suddenly flashed across his mind. He started looking for the Mylanta.

    ". . . Where people report an encounter with an angel in a time of crisis. Now, I've interviewed these people, given them polygraph tests, and they all seem truthful. And these aren't weirdoes or crackpots, just average folks . . . parents, teachers, shopkeepers, people like you and me." The anchor, who really aspired to star in a sitcom one day, nodded knowingly and responded.

    "Now, Dr. Appenzeller, your book also claims that when it comes to people we meet in our lives, there are no random occurrences. Can you elaborate?"

    Jim laughed. He knew she had to have read that off a cue card because it was well known this anchor wasn't bright enough to know what elaborate meant. The "doctor," though, a local TV personality who was rumored to have graduated from an unaccredited on-line academy, making his title only slightly more credible than the namesake of Jim's breakfast, didn't seem to know that about her. He answered in earnest.

    "Yes. There's a widely held belief that we really don't meet others by chance. We all have guardian angels—some prefer the term spirit guides—who bring people into our lives and then touch us in some significant way. And we, them. And we probably never even realize how, when or why."

    "Sort of like . . . Touched By An Angel?" questioned the anchor, who thought this was a good opportunity to plug a show on which she was hoping to land a guest spot. Jim just smirked, grabbed an angel-shaped liquor decanter tucked accessibly at the back corner of the table, and winked at the TV as he started to pour a shot into his coffee. But then he remembered he was going to work. So he set the bottle down and reached for an already opened, half-filled packet of Sweet-N-Low instead. He skimmed the remaining channels and lit on a station with another wannabe sitcom anchor, but only because this one was giving basketball scores.

    ". . . Sacramento over the Knicks, 107-82. And in local sports, the Angels dealt veteran infielder Bobby Pacho to the Yankees last night. Pacho, a former Diablo—" Jim, disgusted by this announcement, snapped off the TV. He knew Pacho, hated him in fact. They played ball together back in college. And Jim was a far better player. Or at least he thought so. But that was before "the incident."

    The doorbell rang unexpectedly. Jim's eyes immediately shot to the clock on the kitchen wall. Seven forty-five, who could that be? his puzzled look demanded. He answered the door and a small elderly woman was standing there dressed in a Salvation Army-type uniform, although he couldn't specifically see the words Salvation Army anywhere. She seemed so frail; he worried for a moment that a strong gust might come along and blow her down the stairs. The fall would surely kill her, plus he'd have to call 911, wait for the police, and be late for work.

    "Good morning, sir," she started in soft-spoken fashion, "we're going door to door to see if people have anything they'd like to donate today. All items help bring in money used to make some poor family's Christmas a little brighter."

    Jim politely shook his head. "Sorry, nothing today." He started to shut the door. But the old woman stuck her head in his apartment to stop him, though, he being a transplanted New Yorker, it barely did.

    "Are you sure?" she beseeched with a timidity akin to Oliver Twist begging the Headmaster for more gruel. "I'll wait if you'd like to check." Jim, as he was sometimes prone to do when asked for something by strangers, became suspicious and annoyed.

    "Hey, how do I know you won't just spend the money on yourself? Besides, take a look around." He yanked the door wide open as if inviting an inspection. "Do I appear to be someone who can afford to part with anything?"

    The woman's face shriveled like that of a rummy sipping an O'Douls on St. Patty's Day. "Yeah, your friggin' attitude. Merry Christmas, jerk!" She disappeared in a huff.

    "Oh yeah, I love the holidays," he muttered to himself.

    He returned to the kitchen and flipped on a baseball mitt-shaped radio, a gift from Sports Illustrated mistakenly delivered to him instead of the guy across the street. But since that neighbor never even apologized for the huge dent his kids put in the hood of Jim's car with their football, Jim figured, Screw him.

    Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmastime" jingled merrily in the background as he finished his breakfast. When he was done eating, he put on his N.Y. Yankees warm-up jacket, grabbed his briefcase and headed out the front door.

    Jim's apartment was a guest unit above a garage. The property's main house, a California version of an early '60s Cape Cod, was badly run-down and considered an eyesore by most of the neighbors. It wasn't exactly where Jim wanted to be at this point in his life, but it would do until he could get himself out of debt.

    He bounded nimbly down the stairs, moving the way most athletes do, except golfers, who, everyone knows, aren't really athletes. When he got to the bottom, he headed over to his aging dinged-up Nissan Sentra.

    Molly, owner and resident of the "big house," stood at the end of the driveway near a rusted mailbox that teetered on a weathered white post. The address on it read 1225 Mistletoe Lane, though the last e was missing a screw and had flipped upside down. Jim saw this as a metaphor for his landlady's life. Poor Molly; she was a harmless but scary sight with a frizzy white mane and slightly bulging eyes that made her seem old and tired, though she was only in her early sixties. Her left arm, crushed in an accident years earlier, had atrophied and all but withered away. It was nothing more than a grotesquely short, limp piece of flesh. And every day she wore what looked like the same worn out, rumpled housedress.

    "Hi, Jim. The post-man, he came ear-ly to-day," she labored in a slow and deliberate tone while holding up the mail with her good arm.

    The young tenant stifled a chuckle. "Molly, he comes this time every day." Jim wasn't laughing at her, he just thought it amusing that they went through this same routine every morning, like a scene out of Groundhog Day.

    He took the mail and thanked her; she just stood there staring at him blankly. He'd seen that vacant stare many times before, and he wasn't sure why, but his heart ached for the loopy old dame. "Was there something else?"

    "Oh, no, I should say not," she declared as she turned and walked away.

    Jim watched her for a second, then took out a key and tried to open his car door. The lock, however, wouldn't turn. He tried again. And again. Still, though, no luck. So he smacked the window, then winced as the ensuing twinge radiated throughout his hand. And just like a long lost relative right after you hit a huge trifecta at Belmont, Galen, his congenial white-haired next-door neighbor, suddenly appeared out of nowhere. For some inexplicable reason, he was dressed like he'd just stepped out of a Steinbeck novel. His baggy overalls and 1930s-style lid drew an odd look from Jim, even though in the short time Jim had lived there, he'd seen his pal in other "costumes" before. The reaction always amused Galen, who thought his young neighbor a bit too anal for someone his age.

    "I just got back from visiting some friends," Galen grinned as he indicated his outfit with a sweep of his hand from neck to knees. "It's a little game we play."

    "Personally, I prefer poker with my buddies," Jim shrugged. "But, hey, whatever." He looked back at his car, then shook his head in disgust before muttering, "Explain to me how the Japanese can make micro-chips fit on a pinhead, but can't make door-locks that work."

    Still grinning, Galen pointed to the Sentra. "That car was made in New Jersey."

    "Ahh," nodded Jim, as if that explained everything. He opened his briefcase, whipped out a hanger, and maneuvered it through the window seal, something he'd obviously done many times before. The lock popped open. He folded himself into his car, rolled down the window, and cranked the engine just as something dawned on Galen.

    "Hey, what happened? I thought you were getting a new car?"

    "Yeah, well, no one will finance me because of all my student loans." He gazed resignedly at his dashboard. "But I suppose it could be worse."

    "Yeah, think of all the people who have to ride buses."

    "Or drive Hyundais."

    "Look, if you need a loan—"

    "Thanks, but no. I don't like—"

    "Yeah, yeah, I know. Listen, stop by when you get home. I want to show you that thing," his wackily-clad neighbor teased with a wink.

    Jim responded with a nod of his head towards Galen's garage. "Your secret project?"

    Galen smiled slyly before answering. "It won't be a secret much longer. Oh, by the way, I went to the anagram website again last night."

    "What did you get?"

    "Well, I still don't think it's fair, considering you're a teacher and all."

    "No excuses, just your score."

    "Eighteen of twenty," Galen frowned. "And you?"

    "Perfect twenty. I'm telling you," Jim boasted, "there's not an anagram out there I can't figure out. I can spot them a mile away." He was very good at word puzzles, anagrams especially, and took great pride in the fact that no one he knew could match his skills at them. Competitive juices still simmered within him, a lingering side effect of donning a jockstrap all those years.

    "Why don't we play a real man's game sometime," suggested Galen. "Like chess."

    "Sure. Should I bake some quiche?" Jim deadpanned as he backed out, waved, then pulled away. But he hadn't driven ten feet when he remembered wanting to tell Galen about the oddly dressed woman he saw on his porch the day before. She was young and dark skinned and wore an outfit unlike any he'd ever seen; maybe she was a foreigner. They hadn't spoken because he was late for work, and besides, he hadn't noticed her till he was driving by. But she seemed lost and somewhat harried. Anyway, now, when he stopped the car to tell him, Galen was nowhere to be seen. How could he disappear so fast? Jim wondered. He made a mental note to mention the woman when he saw Galen that night. But in an instant, as if suffering from a sudden memory lapse, he absolutely couldn't recall why he stopped or what he was just thinking about, as if whatever it was had just been erased from his consciousness.
    While cruising to work, Jim rolled past Narrow Valley High and noticed an eye-catching addition to the school sign out front. Some pranksters had added an apostrophe s so it now read:

    Narrow Valley's High

    He chuckled in his realization that people don't change much from era to era. Landscapes change, technologies change, but people? Not really, because this was the same dumb prank he and his friends pulled when they were in school. At the time, they thought they were so original, though he now realized kids all over the country had probably been pulling this same stunt for years, ever since "high" came to mean more than just altitude. But he wondered for a moment if anyone else had ever pulled the old "lock the dean of students in the trunk of his own car" bit. Mr. Petrosental, the most vengeful, arrogant creep of an administrator, had been outside a local bar, drunker than a twelve-step dropout at a Mötley Crüe New Year's bash, teetering over his open trunk on graduation night. In a word, serendipity.

    Jim drove down a few more blocks and pulled into the parking lot of Narrow Valley Jr. High, the school where he had toiled as an English teacher for the last few years. Toiled was probably not a good word, though, for Jim was, in fact, the last of a dying breed. He actually liked working with kids. It was the administrators he hated: incompetent teachers who were promoted not because of their superior management skills but as a means of maintaining damage control at the classroom level. (Take, for example, the time some gang kid took a swing at the typing teacher. The vice principal grilled that poor woman, all five feet two inches, one hundred three pounds of her, demanding to know what she had done to provoke the attack.) To Jim, administrators were nothing more than insipid dolts with little-to-no people skills who were grossly overpaid considering how little they did. But he was working on resolving those contemptuous feelings.

    He hopped out of his car, briefcase in one hand, his unopened mail in the other, and glided across the lot into a small dreary faculty room with ancient furniture and even older-looking teachers. No joke, some of them actually made your overmedicated, narcoleptic grandpa seem peppy.

    He took a seat alone at a table in the back corner and tore open an envelope. It contained something he just hated seeing these days, even more so than overdue bills or junk mail with Ed McMann's annoying, smiling face intimating that millions could be yours if you'd just subscribe to magazines you'd probably never read. It was a wedding invitation. Being single, especially around the holidays . . . well, it just wasn't a good time to receive this. And just in case that wasn't enough to get his day off to a lousy start, Peg Johnson, a health instructor in her late fifties, slowly approached him. Large in size and overbearing in demeanor, Peg had a chronic, hacking cough to complement the lit cigarette always dangling from her mouth, even though No Smoking banners clearly adorned the walls of every staff lounge on campus. (Jim thought these about as effective as No Spitting signs in New York subways, or, more relevantly, warning labels on tobacco products.) When he saw her, his brow immediately crinkled.

    "Jim, I hate to bother you—"

    "Then don't," he pleaded as he flailed his hands to chase away her smoke. She sat down across from him anyway. He hated when she did that.

    "I'm desperate. I need someone tonight to take my place chaperoning the—" Jim cut her off with a "look." From her reaction, you could tell she'd seen it before. "You know, one of these days you'll actually start doing favors for people and when you do, I'm gonna drop dead from shock." It was too easy an opening to ignore.

    "Peg, if I thought that were true, I would've started doing them years ago." He didn't really feel that way, but it accomplished the task. She got up and left. And in her angry haste, the gargantuan Marlboro aficionado nearly plowed over his chubby buddy Dan, a graying curly-headed driver's ed teacher with a mark on his chin that more resembled a spot of dirt than the mole it actually was.

    Dan, an upbeat kind of guy who found humor in almost everything, came over and sat with Jim. In all his forty-four years, he never took life, or himself, too seriously. That's why people liked him so much. He had a way of taking their minds off things that bothered them. Not today, though. At least not at this table.

    "Hey, Jim, I drove down your street and saw some little old lady leaving your apartment early this morning." He sucked down the last of his Starbucks double mocha latté. "Hot date last night?"

    "Nah, just some bitter old woman trying to riddle me with guilt and spoil my Christmas."

    "Ooh, thanks for reminding me. I gotta call my mother." The card with the fancy print lying on the table caught his attention. "What ya got there?"

    "Oh, a wedding invitation," moaned Jim.

    "A buddy?"

    "A good buddy."

    "The poor bastard. No wonder you look so depressed. You're a good friend to grieve for him."

    "You think I'm grieving?"

    Dan squinted a bit as he studied his gloomy colleague for a moment. "Uh-oh," he frowned, "you do seem a tad shade of green. Don't tell me you're envious?"

    Jim held up the invitation and slowly waved it. "Lamey was my last single friend."

    "Wait, run that name past me again," Dan snickered.

    "Lamey. John Lameowitz."

    "So, if like, you guys were in a loud, crowded bar with lots of chicks around and ya needed to get his attention, you'd shout out, 'Hey, lay me?'" Jim just glared at him. "Sorry, go ahead."

    "He was my last single friend." There was a pause, not long, but a palpable beat, just enough time for Dan to wink at the attractive young substitute who had promenaded into the room before Jim continued his droning. "Look at me, Dan. Thirty-two, and I don't even have a girlfriend. I don't know, sometimes I feel like I'm wandering aimlessly through life. No love, no adventure. You know, I don't even know why I stay around this place. I mean, it's not like I have any ties here or anything."

    Dan motioned towards the young sub. "Why don't ya ask her out?"

    Jim glanced over at the girl and sighed. "She wants to be an actress."

    Dan shuddered with disgust. He shot her one last look, and trying to find something positive offered, "Well, at least she doesn't want to be a lawyer. Look, just 'cause ya haven't found the right girl yet doesn't mean ya should pick up and run away. Hell, lots of guys would love to have what you have. No family, no responsibility. Man, if I had your life, I'd be out bar-hopping all the time."

    "You are out bar-hopping all the time."

    "Yeah, but I wouldn't feel guilty about it," he murmured, eyes lowered with feigned remorse. And then on a more serious note, "Ya goin' to happy hour after work?"



    The classroom was dark and overcrowded. Not bursting-at-the- seams overcrowded, but just enough to make Jim wonder where all that lotto money earmarked for public schools was really going. His attention was drawn out the window as he spotted two district administrators simultaneously pulling into the parking lot, each driving a Mercedes. "Oh, yeah, that's where," he muttered. One of them, a deputy superintendent with whom he often quarreled, slipped on a discarded plastic baggie overlooked by the skeleton custodial crew, a crew left decimated by budget cuts inexplicably imposed by that very same administrator. The D.S. fell to the ground, slicing a gash in his new two-hundred dollar Calvin Klein suit-jacket as he skidded along the blacktop.

    Jim started to feel a little better.

    On a relic of a video monitor no longer capable of producing clear images (the school had bought it back when Eddie Murphy still took Joe Piscopo's phone calls), the closing credits of The Time Machine were rolling. Jim turned on the lights and noticed a student in the back with headphones on, sleeping. So he crept down the aisle as everyone watched in silent, gleeful anticipation and cranked the volume on the kid's Walkman. The young man's head shot up, eyes bulging, as he ripped the headphones from his own ears. His classmates roared. Jim delighted in these kinds of shenanigans and smirked as he headed back up the aisle.

    From posters on the front wall, the faces of Lincoln, J.F.K., Martin Luther King, and Bobby Murcer smiled out over the room as Jim addressed his class.

    "Okay, so what did you guys think?" Nobody raised a hand. He turned to Tim Adams, a thirteen-year-old jock sitting in the back along with all the rest of the thirteen-year-old, "too hip for school" crowd. Funny, though. As much as they all hated school, they all seemed to like Jim, save for one or two of the more hardcore disenchanted.

    "Mr. Adams. What about it, Tim?"

    "I don't know, Mr. C. I mean, it was a good flick, but a time machine? Gimme a break." Some of the students giggled.

    "I take it you don't believe in the concept of time-travel?"

    Tim rolled his eyes. "And you do?"

    The entire class exploded in laughter. Jim smiled; he liked it when a kid got off a good one at his expense (just as long as it didn't happen too often).

    "Well, no, but I know someone who . . . Well, we're running out of time. Don't forget. I want a five hundred word critique of the film on Monday. Oh, and Rachel," he reminded, as a face resembling a Wendy O'Williams cloning experiment gone horribly wrong glowered from the corner, "writing 'IT SUCKED!' two hundred and fifty times does not constitute a five hundred word critique." The kids all laughed again. Rachel just sneered at him, the exact same way she did to her parents or anyone over thirty.

    The bell rang and the ensuing lunchtime rush for the door made Jim reminisce, briefly, on his own school days. It was a happy, carefree time back then, and he found himself longing for that simpler period lately.

    As the last student bolted, Jim stood alone by the VCR, rewinding the tape. He picked up the video jacket and considered it for a moment before sniggering and tossing it back on his desk.


    For more sample chapters on 1225 Mistletoe Lane, visit Lenny's Blog!


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    Have a merry Christmas!

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